new songs for the elderly

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 09-Mar-2011 15:52:33

Willie Nelson: "On the Throne Again"
Leslie Gore: "It's My Procedure and I'll Cry if I Want To"
Helen Reddy: "I am Woman, Hear Me Snore"
Tony Orlando: "Knock Three Times on the Ceiling if You Hear Me Fall"
Abba: "Denture Queen"
The Temptations: "Papa's Got a Kidney Stone"
Leo Sayer: "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"
Procol Harem: "A Whiter Shade of Hair"
Marvin Gaye: "I Heard it Through the GrapeNuts"
Commodores: "Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom"
Paul Simon: "Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver"
Johnny Nash: "I Can't See Clearly Now"
Roberta Flack: "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"
Beatles: "I Get By With a Little Help from Depends"
Bobby Darin: "Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash"
The Bee Gees: "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip?"
Herman's Hermits: "Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker"

Post 2 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Wednesday, 09-Mar-2011 21:34:55

I know all the original songs and groups and thought these were hilarious! Thanks for posting.

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 10-Mar-2011 0:35:50

These are great. Thanks. I'll be passing these along.

Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 18-Mar-2011 23:47:55

awesome; thanks for sharing.

Post 5 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Friday, 20-May-2011 14:02:53

These were so funny!! Lol! Awesome!

Post 6 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 18-Dec-2011 17:37:50

Fantastic, thanks.

Bob

Post 7 by DevilishAnthony (Just go on and agree with me. You know you want to.) on Sunday, 18-Dec-2011 18:00:53

I laughed all the way through these. Total hilarity!

Post 8 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Sunday, 18-Dec-2011 19:56:10

Lol, that's awesome! :)

Post 9 by BryanP22 (Novice theriminist) on Wednesday, 21-Dec-2011 0:30:35

Oh boy, now I'm gonna be spending all my time trying to come up with actual lyrics for these. Because I love parody music.